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shitshilarious: “Aint Lion”

white vs. asian parents

  • white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
  • white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
  • vs.
  • asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
  • asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI
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veeeh-painter: veeeh-painter

When my mom is on the phone

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi? 

Me:

 

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remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to

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Advertising Threat

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Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.

  • Dominos Pizza: 1-(734) 930-3030
  • Papa John's: 1-(877)-547-7272
  • Pizza Hut: 1-(800)-948-8488
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